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Welcome to Brimstone & Pine, an in-process, er, collective of stories, music, & art set in an alternative universe where modern-day satirized versions of writers, philosophers, & leering paperback-cover picklemen live as hipster bookstore owners, DJs, & kombucha brewers in Portland, Oregon.

Inquiries

I am an ambiguous sasquatch & I shall be your host as we put the site together.
I'm mostly just chillaxin' in the some trees near the Hell Trio's cabin, waiting for someone to come out to take a piss so I can make weird whistling noises at them and huck a few rocks. In the meantime, you're welcome to send me an email at sasquatch@brimstone-and-pine.com.
Or, if you'd prefer, here's an anon form so you can heckle me mercilessly, but — oh shit, I've got to go, there's a weak-stream dribbling, nonsense mumbling, garbage-drunk Gordy at five o' clock!